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The One show - August 24th

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 4,512 notes
Benny is sick of your shit.

Benny is sick of your shit.

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 232 notes

EVERYTHING IS BEN’S FACE AND NOTHING HURTS.

See…

In my experience, including right now, when everything is Ben’s face, everything hurts.

EVERYTHING HURTS.

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 13 notes
cumberbuddy:

elementarysherlock:

#ugh my only weakness
#flannel shirts

That shirt is excellent. Look how gorgeously Skinny he looks compared to that Athlete! 

Yes. Flannel shirts.
Hello Kink.
I just want to hold you sir.

cumberbuddy:

elementarysherlock:

#ugh my only weakness

#flannel shirts

That shirt is excellent. Look how gorgeously Skinny he looks compared to that Athlete! 

Yes. Flannel shirts.

Hello Kink.

I just want to hold you sir.

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 210 notes

Oh My God.

Stop.

I just can’t.

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 544 notes

Sir, your face.

It’s very distracting.

Oh, and you hair.

Can I touch it?

Just a little bit?

2 years ago on August 24th, 2012 | 1,939 notes

So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there’s no tragedy in that.

Because who doesn’t want to cry right now?

Oh, you didn’t?

Well, then why are you a Benny fan?

2 years ago on August 20th, 2012 | 677 notes
Then I went to Harrow, and that was really the moulding of me. In my first year I had the onerous task, having just established myself as a reasonably decent rugby-playing cricketer and footballer, of starring as Titania, Queen of the Fairies. I then followed up with a Rosalind that was deemed by my drama tutor as being the finest since Vanessa Redgrave’s. I have seen pictures of that and it’s quite scary – I look like I am possessed by a woman.
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Benedict Cumberbatch

I would give pretty much anything to see those pictures….

(x)

2 years ago on August 20th, 2012 | 60 notes

Holy Shit…

2 years ago on August 13th, 2012 | 383 notes
I see things like this all the time, and I sit here staring at my screen thinking, “But you don’t even know me.”
And then I realize they’re probably talking to Benny.

I see things like this all the time, and I sit here staring at my screen thinking, “But you don’t even know me.”

And then I realize they’re probably talking to Benny.

2 years ago on August 9th, 2012 | 33 notes
Submitted by poeticnerd1990
Not gonna lie, I would totally do this.
I’m almost as in love with the Queen as I am with Benny.

Submitted by poeticnerd1990

Not gonna lie, I would totally do this.

I’m almost as in love with the Queen as I am with Benny.

2 years ago on August 8th, 2012 | 234 notes

Sherlock : A Study in Sphinx

But… why?

Sherlock : A Study in Sphinx

But… why?

2 years ago on August 8th, 2012 | 298 notes
I’m just going to leave this here.

I’m just going to leave this here.

2 years ago on August 8th, 2012 | 190 notes