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Attention followers:

This blog is crafted by professionals. Please do not try these at home.

The performance of any of the things that Benny asks is not condoned by the runner(s) of this blog.

Any actions taken to get the attention of and/or please Benedict Cumberbatch are taken at the performer’s own risk.
Imagine if you met Benedict Cumberbatch, and upon seeing you he said “Your pupils dilated.”


Well, I fucking guarantee you that upon meeting Benedict Cumberbatch, my pupils will dilate like a horny cupcake being frosted.

I’d probably respond with something cheeky, like, “Come back to my place and we can explore the other physical manifestations of arousal.”

2 years ago on July 8th, 2012 | 28 notes
ANONYMOUS BUTT REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the butts you think should be touched. Show those non-butt lovers who use it for hate that anonymous buttons should be used for butt touching instead, because it doesn't matter who I am, I just love you and want to touch your butt♥


Hahaha. Thank you Nonny. I appreciate that.

Now for the butts I think should be touched:

2 years ago on July 7th, 2012 | 5 notes
It's called "The Trouble with Truth Serum" It's on archiveofourown. :P


I’ve already read it. At least, what’s up so far. But…

2 years ago on July 6th, 2012 | 6 notes
Or that... or let him fuck my mouth... oh god. If I ever meet him I might have to be like "Er so Hi. Do you fancy a one night stand? I'll be completely discreet afterwards but during I'll do A-N-Ything you want."


2 years ago on July 5th, 2012 | 8 notes
Oh god, I was reading a filthy johnlock. Then came on here to see what I'd missed... I'm not sure if that is a mistake or the best thing ever. I want to lick him...


I mean, what?

2 years ago on July 5th, 2012 | 8 notes
Are you a nice perosn? PLease answer honestly b/c I'll know if you're lying



Generally, yes.

But I can also be a huge bitch, so…

I am what I am.

2 years ago on June 23rd, 2012 | 0 notes
Idk man that concentration camp post was pretty offensive I mean rain forests are fucking important do u know how serious global warming is. My gosh.


2 years ago on June 23rd, 2012 | 2 notes
One time when I was going to the bathroom at a gas station this lady came in talking on her cell phone and she wouldn't shut up so I pulled out my phone and went on YouTube and played the "Sitting On Tha Toilet" video at full volume until she hung up.


2 years ago on June 14th, 2012 | 8 notes
Would you really say yes to EVERYTHING Benedict asked you?


I believe you should check out my disclaimer.

2 years ago on June 5th, 2012 | 2 notes
I'm forced to make an assignment about gravel pits but your tumblr is distracting me so much. Gravel pits just can't compare to Benedict Cumberbatch ;)


2 years ago on June 5th, 2012 | 2 notes
I've been wondering... how old are you?


21. And drinking vodka as we speak.

Just kidding. I’m drinking milk.

2 years ago on June 5th, 2012 | 4 notes
This is so crazy... but mesmerizing at the same time. Loving your 'if Benny asks' posts! :-*


You guys are too nice today!

2 years ago on June 5th, 2012 | 1 note
God, you're a genius! I just want to kiss you because of your wittiness!


Oh dear…

2 years ago on June 5th, 2012 | 0 notes