Anonymous asked: can you please post that last photo without text, please?
I assume you mean my birthday post to Kyna…
Use it well!
Happy birthday to the tumblr goddess of Cumberbitch funny, the all-powerful Kyna.
Hey kids, it’s someone’s birthday (in about 20 minutes, but we’ve started shouting best wishes via her ask box early). You should totally go send her some love. This woman, man, she took my dash virginity. I started following her, and then suddenly JOHNLOCK PORN. Also, she helped inspire and encourage and pimp out this blog when it was just started. Because of her, this blog has over 600 fans and has only been alive for a couple months.
So you ‘addicts and ‘bitches need to go and give Kyna, a.k.a. cumberbitchsandwich, the best fucking birthday wishes a top notch Cumberbitch could ask for.
Guys. This.
All of this is true for IBA as well. I adore her and I don’t know what my tumblr experience would be without her.
I love you dearie!
Anonymous asked: I can't look at pictures of Benedict anymore without imagining the horrible things he wants me to do. That pretty smile. Those gorgeous eyes. That twisted mind. THANKS.
Sorry, my bad.
I’m glad you’re enjoying it!
boig asked: If you had to choose between dinner with Benedict and ten extra years of your life, what restaurant would you take him to?
Restaurant?
We’d definitely be having dinner in his living room.
That way we could fuck afterwards…
fancy-freckles asked: I was gunna say "I'm all for dead babies..." but it seemed wrong, then made me giggle. but "this-whole-worlds-a-lie"'s mind is starting to worry me. :/
this-whole-world-a-lie’s jokes are no more worrisome than the others I’ve received.
And the wrong things should make you giggle. At least in my opinion.
this-whole-worlds-a-lie asked: The one that's alive at the bottom. What's worse than that?
He has to chew his way out.
What’s worse than that?
this-whole-worlds-a-lie asked: Close. A straw. What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?
I don’t know. What?
this-whole-worlds-a-lie asked: with a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bathtub?
Why would you need a blender to get one baby in a bathtub…
How small is your bathtub?
How do you get it out?
I don’t know. Is it Chips?
